Maria Full Of Grapes …

(Maria Full of Grace)

See this movie. It’s starkly brilliant and suspenseful. The young lead actress is beautifully contained, yet her presence is electric.
Just see it.

Two Towers.

A meandering story with several plots plodding through middle earth. Each plot- meaning each group of freaks, both hot and cold, has the journeymen-elf-dwarf, potential king meeting up with danger, often.
What did I learn from this movie? The good guys are the ones with good teeth. All people of middle earth have various accents leading me to believe that Great Britain has apparently been sucked into some vortex to the middle of the earth.
That animation process on the ugly old schizo-elf is freaky. That face creeped me out, but good. I will not be seeing Polar Express for fear that Gollum/Yodawannabe face may show up somewhere. I will never go into a marsh. There is waaaay too much testosterone in middle earth. I think New Zealand is the New Final Frontier, I’d love to boldly go there after seeing this film.

Elf.

Dumb. Funny. Harmless. Waste of Zoey Deschanel’s talent.
The whole family enjoyed it. I think it was the Merlot.

Projector screen.

Heavenly. There are no more words.