A Bedtime Story…

Satchmo The Dog:
(I’m laying on the bed! I’m laying on the bed! I’m on my back, spread out in full dogginess, I’m laying on the bed!)

Ella The Cat: (Oh, there’s that bed, I know that bed, I’ll jump up on that bed. My bed! My bed! My bed!)

The Mountainous Divide:
Snorrrrrre!

Ella The Cat: (I’ll just jump up beside the mountainous divide! I…am…up! Steppy steppy steppy, lick!)

Satchmo The Dog: (Wha…t! Who? What? BARK BARK BARK ! Alien attack! I’ll save us!)

At that moment Satchmo leaped toward the cat planting his paw -which holds up his twenty pounds- directly (square) onto the Husband’s sac.

Mountainous Divide, bolting upright: AHHHHHHHH!!!!

Satchmo The Dog in retreat position: (Wha…t? Who? Mountainous Divide rises! BARK BARK BARK! I’ll save us! Sort of.)

Mountainous divide: Owww, Satchmo, get off! OFF!

Satchmo leaps off bed.

Ella leaps off bed.

(Bark! Bark! BARK!) (Hisssssssssssssss, mrow! Groan)

ME: (snicker snicker)