The Andy Post…

Welcome to the Andy Post.

You don’t know Andy (or maybe you do and don’t want to admit it).

Andy is the man who named the husband Flippy Bom Bippy, and named me Lissa Bom Biss (but we shortened it to da bom- no, of course we didn’t, we’re talking about me the person who has to make being female a project, as if?! But back to Andy…)

Andy’s kind of lyrical, he makes up songs that have no meaning but sings them with his whole heart and that special part of his brain that convinces him he is of Jamaican descent like the husband. (Um he’s the ”Eat white bread!” poster child, no offense to white bread eaters).

He also imitates old men who try to act like they’re the fun old guy when they meet children.
He makes a noise like, “Shibbedee, shibbadooooo” whilst he shuffles his feet and swings his arms.

Andy also plays games for a living. Really cool computer games designed by that the company he works for (but whose name I dare not speak ).

What’s that? Project mangler? Yah, right, FIFA playah’.

Andy lives in a Western city and is married to a Lisa so of course, I love her. She likes fine interior design and my favourite, shabby chic furniture. She is a true western girl so she’s natural and unpretentious unlike us easterners. Oh, wait, this is the ANDY post …

So one time? When Andy was younger? No…I won’t go there.
See Andy? When you complain (and not even on MY site! Where are your comments, Mr.?) about day old offerings, you are putting yourself in a bad place. Didn’t you read my last post about bitterness towards narcissists?

Just kidding, no really, kid-ding.

I’m only writing an Andy post because he complained about a lack of fresh material today.
He seems to be under the impression I write for other people as a form of entertainment! Pshaw.
I write for whoever wants to walk into my little place and I entitle them to my opinion. You’re all welcome.
But don’t complain or you will be skewered.
And I’m strong enough to do that so go ahead try me, take a shot, I dare you.

(I went easy on you this time Andy Boy vegetables!)