How Many Posts Can I Start With The Words…

So I started this new contract?

I interviewed for this job two months ago, they wanted to hire me then I recommended all my director friends when I accepted the full time job at the Big House that crushed my conviction and caused me sleepless nights until I quit on their ignorant….sorry. I digress.

This is another ‘Lifestyle’ program with a goofy title.

Day one…
Gay Boss: (kiss kiss Euro-style) Hug me.
Me: WTF?
GB: Is it me? Does everyone hate me? Is there a problem with communication or is it something I said? Do I not make sense?
Me: (A guy with PMS, charming) No it’s not you.
GB: (Near hysterical)Thank heavens you’re here. Hug me.

That was the first ten minutes.

I guess the show isn’t quite tweaked, yet. In fact I’m still not sure what happens in two of the four acts because they haven’t been put together yet. Oh, and none of it has been approved at the network.

Did I mention I start shooting next week?

Hug me.