Nothing To See Here… Move Along Citizen…
Grrrr.
For the first time in my entire life I felt I had a haircut I could actually enjoy/live with/capture on film.
When I told the husband I could almost maybe stand to have my picture taken he fell over and ran to get the camera. He knew the window of opportunity would be brief and my fickle little heart (two sizes too small) could change my mind in the beat of my too small heart.
“Herestandbythewindowtocapturesomesunonthesideofyourface”, he instructed.
“Do NOT make me look old. Sunlight makes me look old!”, I instructed back in his face.
“OKhowaboutyoustandbythekitchenandkeepthesuninthebackgroundlikeabacklight” he quickly suggested.
“I’ve had the flu, I’m exhausted from the experience of being sick, dehydrated, drained of all bodily fluids recently -so try to make me look good!” I growled and barked.
Then I smiled sweetly and he snapped away.
I am smitten with 30 Rock and Tracy Morgan/Jordan and his character. The tagline under the heavily photoshopped photo should read…
I love photoshop so much I’m going to take it behind the school and get it pregnant, ‘cause people, I only look good with an airbrush!
With access to my account the husband can control what pictures go in my header. If it’s a blonde smiling in a phony way -it’s the husband’s version of me and believe me it’s better than the real thing.
Comments (4)
When K starts photoshopping ME, without my permission, I'm all IF YOU DON'T LIKE THE WAY I LOOK IN REAL LIFE DON'T CHANGE MY PHOTO. Because I'm a bitch like that.
Posted by: blackbird on April 17, 2008 7:56 AM
Au contraire mon ami, I practically begged him to improve me! I asked for an upper lip, a straighter nose, the gap between my front teeth filled (looks like a toasted mustard seed is stuck between them) and the hairs around my mouth removed. Obviously he didn't go far enough. He brushed out my furrowed brow, the crinkly bags under my eyes and some lines around my mouth. Hopefully the picture will come down soon -I rarely smile with any sincerity in photos, that's why it looks fake. It's also contrary to my sarcastic personality. Let's just say it's ironic.
I like the haircut.
Lissa
Posted by: She Who Must Be Obeyed on April 17, 2008 8:40 AM
Oops, I commented about your pic on the other post.
I like the new do and seeing your cuteness in the banner.
Posted by: amy a. on April 18, 2008 7:14 PM
I think you look "real" and good.
Posted by: blackbird on April 20, 2008 5:19 PM
