Vertigo: Sober Spins

Gross.

Along with my list of wacky explanations for why things happen I’m adding the Theory of Vertigo.

Vertigo may occur when you experience extreme temperatures concurrently. Wind can speed the process.

I went for a late afternoon walk without a hat in the freezing cold. I had a hood on my jacket which I pulled up when we walked into the strong winds but for the most part it was off. When I entered the warm house I was fine but the next morning I could barely walk. That was yesterday.

It must have looked real purty, reeling, stumbling, hanging on to walls trying to focus forward to make it stop, it was just like the moment you realize you’ve had too much to drink and should go to sleep. But it didn’t go away. The three hour morning nap helped a bit, but the ship was still rocking.

By dinner time the husband provided the solution.

“Go to the neighbors and have a drink” he suggested.

Crazy man.

But I did go have a glass of wine and some guacamole and chips and came home believing I was cured.

Until this morning.

“Ahoy me Matey’s, arrggghhh!” It’s feel like a pirate day. Again.